First of all I have to explain that my 3-year-old daughter is what Seinfeld would call a "loud talker." Seriously, she doesn't talk, she yells. Even when she's standing right next to you. In fact, lately I've begun to wonder if she may have a hearing issue because she talks so loudly all the time!
So anyway, here is the conversation we had in the feminine hygiene aisle of Target today as I was innocently trying to purchase some maxi pads:
Little Gal (very loud voice)- ARE THOSE DIAPERS!?!
me (softly)- No, they're not diapers.
LG- ARE THEY FOR MOMS?!?
me- Shh, yes they're for moms.
LG (even louder)- ARE THEY FOR YOU!?!
me (in a low, non attention seeking voice)- Yes, they're for me, shhh.
LG (full on yell)- ARE THEY FOR YOUR BUM!?!
me- Shhh, honey please don't say that so loudly.
LG (yelling loudly)- I SAID ARE THEY FOR YOUR BUM!!??!!!
Oh, my heavens. That was embarassing.